That Monday morning grind. Wishing you can lay in bed, but you must be on time. Kids and dogs must be feed. While they’re not looking, give him head. Quick shower and pat each one on their heads. Must go play in traffic, something that you dread. Your favorite song plays on the box. The news talks about your favorite actor smoking rocks. You honk your horn to get through. Hopefully that bitch will move. Monday mornings you can’t be late. Some other assholes got a breakfast date. Your dates with the coffee mate. Trying to stay awake yet another Monday…..Happy Monday!